Do I intend to stay in Prague? This question will be conclusively answered in mere weeks.
Sure, I have a decent job here, the potential for rapid career growth in Vodafone, comfortable living and hot Slavic women never more than a smazeny syr's throw away... but thats just not enough. No sir, I will be leaving this freezing clime at the hint of early spring (i.e. two weeks) and migrating to the arguably colder and indisputably wetter district of Olde London Towne.

Lord only knows what I will be doing when I get there, but I have a flat organised with my good Kiwi mate Al. This way, as soon as I get there I can immediately start flushing my pounds down the "loo" (as the British so charmingly call it).

So, bollocks to nice rhythm etc. I have discovered in my time at Oskar/Vodafone that one of my key values is adventure, so I am now secure in my blame of this unfortunately characteristic for the plight that now befalls me.

"Variety is the spice of life" some might say. Few know, however, that this was also the the slogan for Custer's recruitment drive for the Little Big Horn expedition.